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JUST A PSA:

loveatitsfinest:

American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FUCKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM SHIT THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FUCK

Also i really need to piss but philip is taking a shit and I’m not gonna be able to go in there for ages afterwards

I’m crying because I’m so mad and this is a direct example of her using her powers as a parent to enforce rules that don’t need to be there
She’s not listening to me and my reason simply because she wants to create another rule and doesn’t want to go back on something she has said as a person of power over me
Also because I’ve been waiting a whole week to watch this thing and it was finally there and I was so excited now I fucking can’t.

The only thing that happens when she turns the internet off earlier is that I get less homework done and I take more pills I’m not supposed to take to help me get to sleep
Which gives me a worse sleep anyway

my mum turns off the internet at 7:30 because she wants me to go to bed earlier
she says that its bad that i go to bed late and get up late and the only explanation she can give is that its not normal
like shes giving absolutely no reasons
she said do i want to be a night shift worker
like wtf is wrong with that?
even if she does turn the internet off early no way is it going to make me go to bed earlier
like i literally cant even at all even be close to going to sleep before 10:30
and i have plenty of other things to do anyway?
she started turning it off because we used to much internet and she didnt want herself to be tempted to use it all

buzzfeed:

You don’t say.

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

thatsonofamitch:

hitlervevo:

i wanna know the story behind this

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analparade:

cauliflower lamb

analparade:

cauliflower lamb

buttchunks:

A living legend.

buttchunks:

A living legend.

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket